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Monthly Archives: March 2011
Gus: “You know I’m a real vampire…but I don’t drink people blood, just blood from the store.”
I just barfed in my mouth a little bit when I read this headline…Forrest Gump voted greatest movie character of all time. Bond #2, Scarlett O’Hara #3, Hannibal Lecter #4. Who voted in this thing? What’s wrong with people? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/8401616/Forrest-Gump-greatest-film-character-of-all-time.html
After my wife said no to the third cookie for the third time, Gus comes to her with a fake mustache, disguising his voice: “Excuuuse me miss, may I puhleese have a cookie?”
Me: “So there’s going to be a really big moon tonight, it’s called a Supermoon” Gus: “Supermoon? Will it be wearing a cape?”
Gus: “The Cat in the Hat is on again! What the hell is that?!”
Upon seeing the car covered in snow, “Looks like Dad is going to have to shave the car!”