Category Archives: Gusisms

Me: “So Gus, it’s Julius’ birthday tomorrow, what do you want to get or make him?” Gus:” I dunno. What does Julius like? Cigarettes? I could get him some cigarettes because I don’t know how to make them.” Tweet

Gus: “Your choice is jumping in a pile of garbage or letting me watch TV. What’s your choice?” Tweet

Gus: “You know I’m a real vampire…but I don’t drink people blood, just blood from the store.” Tweet

After my wife said no to the third cookie for the third time, Gus comes to her with a fake mustache, disguising his voice: “Excuuuse me miss, may I puhleese have a cookie?” Tweet

Me: “So there’s going to be a really big moon tonight, it’s called a Supermoon” Gus: “Supermoon? Will it be wearing a cape?” Tweet

Gus: “The Cat in the Hat is on again! What the hell is that?!” Tweet

Upon seeing the car covered in snow, “Looks like Dad is going to have to shave the car!” Tweet

Me: “Gus, I think that everyone likes you”. Gus: “Ya, I think so too. Everyone but the cat. The cat’s a jerk”. He then leans over and whispers, “Don’t tell the cat I said that. She’ll take a swipe at … Continue reading →

Gus aka Elray is my kid. He is now 5 years old. I started jotting down some of the funny and, of course, profound things that he says. These are some quotes culled from the last year or so… Gus: … Continue reading →