Category Archives: Gusisms

Pasta neck

Me: “Gus, you OK?” Gus – Just stares at me with way too much food in his mouth. Me: “Gus?” Gus: (finally) “I’m OK, Dad, just had a bunch of pasta stuck in my neck.” Tweet

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Stoopid jacket

Gus: “Dad, I have some good news and some bad news.” Me : “What’s the good news?” Gus: “I found my jacket!” Me: “And the bad news?” Gus: “I lost my jacket again.” Tweet

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By best friend.

Gus, to his friend who is moving to Japan tomorrow: “Bye Sean! I’m never going to see you again!” Tweet

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Mum, wine (where do I rank?)

Tami: You know what my most favorite thing in the world is, right Gus? Gus: Yeah, me! Tami: And what’s my other most favorite thing? Gus: Your wine glass. Tweet

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Mum’s nails

Gus’ friend Max: “Hey Gus, what’s this for?” Gus: ” That’s what my mom uses to sharpen her fingernails”. Tweet

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Lady Gaga

Gus: “Hey Dad, you know that Lady Gaga was born in an egg?” Me: “Um, Ok. Do you know who or what Lady Gaga is?” Gus: “Nope.” Tweet

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Chocolate rape sandwich

Gus: “Dad, can I have a chocolate sandwich?” Me: “A chocolate sandwich? What’s that?” Gus: “Well, you get two pieces of square bread, well they’re more of a rectangle than square, you get the soft chocolate – it’s not warm … Continue reading

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Birthday smokes

Me: “So Gus, it’s Julius’ birthday tomorrow, what do you want to get or make him?” Gus:” I dunno. What does Julius like? Cigarettes? I could get him some cigarettes because I don’t know how to make them.” Tweet

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Pile of Garbage

Gus: “Your choice is jumping in a pile of garbage or letting me watch TV. What’s your choice?” Tweet

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I’m a Vampire! I’m a Vampire!

Gus: “You know I’m a real vampire…but I don’t drink people blood, just blood from the store.” Tweet

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