Category Archives: Gusisms

Gus: “That haunted frying pan better not be on the porch when I get home or I’ll be super mad!” Tweet

Gus asked when we could go to Disneyland. I suggested that maybe he could go without me. I told him that I’m too old for that place. He says to me; “Well you could just stand around. Or sit. You’re … Continue reading →

So I says to Gus, “But what if I had razor blades in my pocket?” Gus says back,”You don’t have lazer blades in your pocket!” Tweet

Me: “Gus, you OK?” Gus – Just stares at me with way too much food in his mouth. Me: “Gus?” Gus: (finally) “I’m OK, Dad, just had a bunch of pasta stuck in my neck.” Tweet

Gus: “Dad, I have some good news and some bad news.” Me : “What’s the good news?” Gus: “I found my jacket!” Me: “And the bad news?” Gus: “I lost my jacket again.” Tweet

Gus, to his friend who is moving to Japan tomorrow: “Bye Sean! I’m never going to see you again!” Tweet

Tami: You know what my most favorite thing in the world is, right Gus? Gus: Yeah, me! Tami: And what’s my other most favorite thing? Gus: Your wine glass. Tweet

Gus’ friend Max: “Hey Gus, what’s this for?” Gus: ” That’s what my mom uses to sharpen her fingernails”. Tweet

Gus: “Hey Dad, you know that Lady Gaga was born in an egg?” Me: “Um, Ok. Do you know who or what Lady Gaga is?” Gus: “Nope.” Tweet

Gus: “Dad, can I have a chocolate sandwich?” Me: “A chocolate sandwich? What’s that?” Gus: “Well, you get two pieces of square bread, well they’re more of a rectangle than square, you get the soft chocolate – it’s not warm … Continue reading →